Sunday, July 20, 2008

FRAXER Identification simplified

FRAXER identification simplified:

Well friends, its high time on campus and till now many of us might have seen, liked and disliked fraxers. Here are some qualities of a fraxer:

1) A fraxer is the one who gets surprised the most in surprise quizzes. Moreover, even announced tests take him by surprise.
2) A fraxer has the capability of getting a glimpse of a 50-page case through his friend by the time he reaches learning center from mess.
3) A fraxer is the one who can be seen only changing the slides throughout the presentation.
4) Most difficult question for a fraxer on any Monday “ What have you done in last two days? ”
5) A fraxer knows the safest position in a typical BFA lecture so as to get one of the easiest questions. He also accurately estimates the question that he can get while his row is being interrogated.
6) A fraxer is the one who knows which professor concentrates on which area of the class and hence always tries to sit where the prof’s attention is the least.
7) A fraxer is the one who carries a laptop to library even during quiz time.
8) A fraxer is the one who carries 5 text books to the library just to keep all of them in locker and have a good time with his laptop. Seems like there are too many thieves in hostel.
9) A fraxer is the one who always does the appreciation job in group meetings which helps him not to scratch his grey cells for new points.
10) A fraxer is the one who is always on toes in any group meeting trying to find the best time to freak off.
11) A fraxer is the one who is clueless about text book and notes until quiz is announced or a rumor of surprise quiz floats.
12) Every professor has his/her timing of entering a class for lecture. Some enter prior to the lecture timing while some enter later. To know the exact timing of any prof, consult a fraxer.
13) A fraxer is the one who can give you exact time in seconds for reaching from any place in campus to learning center.
14) A fraxer is the one who is the happiest after any quiz as he always feels that he has done better provided the effort given by him in studying.
15) A fraxer needs just one notebook throughout any term. Not to mention, this notebook contains weird drawings and quotes at the end of the term.
16) A fraxer is a one who expects a wet night even in day time.
17) A fraxer is the one who sleeps in a class and still has the efficiency to discuss what was taught in class.
18) Given a dilemma amongst various priorities of work, a fraxer adds one more priority of sleep and brings it to top.
19) A fraxer can easily identify sincere and hard-working persons in class and forms a project group with them.
20) A fraxer is the one who wont jot down a single point in the whole 90-minutes lecture. He instead searches for the person who is noting down all the points who can help him later.

8 comments:

Unknown said...

This should be included in preparatory course of every forthcoming batch of XLRI...

Man,u r Genius...

There shud be a gyaan session by u on '"how to identify a Fraxer"

Clickr said...

Nice one
Jeevan

Unknown said...

Sahi likha hai!

ranjan said...

awesome dude...
tryin to personify these...

sandeip said...

naaah!!i can tell from experience that u dont really need to identify fraxers.quoting (or misquoting) alistair maclean...just as a champion boxer is a champion boxer even in repose, and can not be anything else even when he is resting...a fraxer is a fraxer and can not be anything else...not even when he is working :P

there is something about fraxers...an unmistakable quality which makes all suggested measures superfluous...

e.g. who but a fraxer with a lot of time on his hands would write such a long comment on such an idle topic (:D) or, come to think of it...such a long blog post :P

vasudha said...

I dont agree with point number
7,12,17,18,20 :)

naween said...

wet nights?

btw, u should have waited for at least one term before writing this piece.

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