Ek thaa Ladkaaa,
Ek thee Ladkee Diwaanee.
Naaaah!!!!
Bahut hogayi pyaar ki ghisee pitee kahaaniyaa…
Ab aap log yeh sunoh………..
Mystery of Dognizant (Name Changed) Bomb Case Unveiled.
5 Sep, Pune
Few days ago, a bomb was found in Dognizant and surprisingly police diffused it on time. After watching Hindi movies, I could grab one conclusion that police never does any job on time. This doubt forced me to form a detective agency and unveil the mystery. So heres it…the shattered plot of a deadly gangster and the way it was shattered.
First and main character of the story Lallan:
His name was Lallan from Katni (name changed) computer sustems. Government has a reward of Rs.10 for the person who catches him alive and Rs.2 for the person who catches him dead. And this Rs. 10/Rs.2 is because wives of police have long forgotten Kadva chaut cos now-a-days they observe Lallan ka wrat for safety of their husbands.
It started long back in an interview of Katni computer systems where Lallan got recruited. Katni’s professional relations with Dognizant got soured and they were in search for a person who would take revenge. Lallan wene for the interview and seeing 1,000 people for a single job, he started shouting “Hazaar log aur sirf ek post….bahut naa-insaafi”. Lallan with his tremendous dialogs and revealing the reward on him by police grabbed the job easily. But to bluff people, he started living with some S/W professionals and pretending as if he is a S/W engineer in Katni systems.
The plot got thickened when Katni’s CEO informed Lallan “Loha garam hai”. Lallan started asking his fellows “Christmas kab hai…kab hai Christmas.”This was the time when Lallan planned of a bomb blast in Dognizant killing more than 5,000 innocent people.
Finally the day arrived and Lallan sent out the bomb through courier post (quite a modern way) which entered Dognizant as per Lallan’s plan and it is about to explode in 15 minutes.
And here comes the second character of the story
Long ago, there was a scholar called Gangadhar in Khamgaon district. Lallan was his class-mate and he used to outperform Lallan everytime in every field. Zealous Lallan used to rag and beat Gangadhar quite often. But Gangadhar never used to complain this to anyone as he used to be scared of him or was he pretending to be scared. We will come to know about this soon.
Gangadhar finished engineering from the same college as Lallan and joined Dognizant. Now, both started living in same flat. This was one of the attempts from Lallan to disguise people. But what a co-incidence?
Today Lallan’s bomb is going to tear Gangadhar into pieces. Or is his fate going to change? Let’s see.
And here comes the last character of the story
Whole country is gripped in a new-sensation called Shaktimaan who has helped a lot in destroying these types of deadly plots. He is a national hero now but noone knows his origin and his real identity. Will he be able to destroy this Deadly plan of Lallan?
Lallan is aware of this super-hero but he is an over-confident chap who says this quote quite often “Lallan ka plan sirf ek aadmi fail kar sakta hai…aur wo hai khud Lallan!!”
Lallan, not to leave any stone unturned, entered Dognizant that day to see his plan doesn’t fail and planned to escape 5 minutes before the blast.
But as soon as he entered the campus, he saw very less people in campus and enquired “Itna sannata kyu hai bhai?” to which watchman replied its christmas day and Company has a holiday that day. Lallan shouted in anger “Nahiiiiiiiii ye nahi ho sakta…Chutti kisne di….kisne di chutti”. But Lallan then calmed down and decided that he would execute the plan and explode the building at least.
For his surprise, He saw Gangadhar in the campus. He was overjoyed seeing his counterpart and started ragging him by teasing and patting him on his head. Gangadhar as usual avoided him and left the place.
But he was sure there is some mystery seeing Lallan in his own campus. Cos Lallan was not one of those guys whom Katni would like to advertise and bring down their own image.
From Nowhere SHAKTIMAAN entered the campus, he thrashed Lallan. Lallan after saying “Sorry SHAKTIMAAN” informed him about bomb. SHAKTIMAAN diffused the bomb and got lost in the crowd again as usual. Police took whole credit but it’s high time, SHAKTIMAAN should be appreciated.
But as we know Lallan is not one of those who would easily forget his humiliation. He ran away singing “mai wapas aaunga…mai wapas aaunga”. We would be informing you the next plan of Lallan as soon as we come to know one.
Thanks to our Camera-man Chaitanya, Reporter Ashutosh and Editor Prathik without whom this mystery could not have got solved.
Part 2 soon to be released. Please let us know your comments about part 1 so that we can improve in part 2.
